My conversation with JQ

Mummy: I go pump milk hor
JQ: Huh? Pump milk again?
Why need to pump so many milk?
Mummy: Give meimei drink lo
You want to drink my milk?
JQ: eeh, don't want. What is yr milk color?
Mummy: Yellow lo
JQ: Then my shee shee will be yellow leh
My milk milk is white color so shee shee is white

Adult Talk

JQ: 我要看这个...
D: OK (but still did not show JQ)
JQ: 你听不懂我讲话？
JQ: 我要打Daddy
JQ: Daddy坏蛋...

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JQ: 我要丢Daddy下去...
D: 丢Daddy去哪里？
JQ: 丢Daddy下去 dustbin ...

Joke of the Day

妈妈：峻齐，你要吃鸡饭吗？
峻齐：我不要 。。。。
妈妈：那你要吃什么饭？
峻齐：（想了一下）猪饭！！